i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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