ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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