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i always forget guys have bellybuttons
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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