Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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