somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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