lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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