the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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