just survived the first fart of the relationship.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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