i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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