It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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