If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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