real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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