Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
