I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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