HIV tests are more positive than that guy
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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