Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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