I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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