Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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