return my video game
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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