Whod you bang
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
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Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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