Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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