so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
sex in a hospital.. check
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I currently don't understand fingers.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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