we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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