I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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