I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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