physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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