...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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