we're blogging at a bar
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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