It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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