i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I just blew my weed a kiss
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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