this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just found puke in my bra..
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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