I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
She told me I should be a condom model.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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