If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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