I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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