i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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