ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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