And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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