we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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