You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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