Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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