he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Shame is for Republicans.
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