i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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