what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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