ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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