are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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