You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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