My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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You. Win. At. Life.
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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