I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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