Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
