singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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