I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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