So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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