Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
are you still at the devil's house?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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